Joke: Breaking The News

Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over. One of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died of a heart attack.

All his friends didn't know how to break the news to his wife. Finally Johnny said,

'I can be diplomatic about it and break the news gently!'

Johnny rang the bell at Tim's house, and when his wife answered the door, he calmly said to her,

'Tim just gambled with us and lost 1,000 dollars!'

When Tim's wife heard this she said,

'Tell him to just drop dead!'

Johnny answered,

'That's exactly what he did!'