Song Quiz

This is a song quiz taken from Alif's blog. Answer the questions by using the songs which come out randomly from your music player (must be random).

1. How does the world see me?
Without Jah, Nothin', P.O.D
(The public needs me!)

2. Will I have a happy life?
Act Like You Know, Will Smith
(O.o act like I know.... I KNOW!)

3. What do people really think of me?
The Little Things Give You Away, Linkin Park
(You know who I am?!)

4. Do people secretly lust over you?
Satellite, P.O.D
(So ummm.... I'm supposed to use a satellite to spy on people who lust for me?)

5. How can I make Myself Happy?
What I've Done, Linkin Park
(Recollect on my mistakes? How's that supposed to make me happy?)

6. What should I do with my life?
Valentines Day, Linkin Park
(I used to be my own protection, but not now)

7. Will I have children?
No More Sorrow, Linkin Park
(But I thought children brought mayhem?)

8. What is some good advice for me?
Momma Knows, Will Smith
(Listen to momma)

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
Given Up, Linkin Park
(I've given up)

10. What does everyone else think my theme song is?
In Between, Linkin Park
(Yup, I'm in between being a Chinese and a Malay)

11. What song will be played during my funeral?
Faint, Linkin Park
(No, I did not faint, I died!)

12. What is my day going to be like?
Somewhere I Belong, Linkin Park
(I'll finally find where i fit in!)

13. Why am I here?
Portrait, P.O.D
(Ummmm.... there's no AEP homework. So why paint a portrait?)

14. What will people remember me for?
Youth of the Nation, P.O.D
(Woot, I'm always young at heart!)

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Willow is a Player, Will Smith
(I wish I was Willow)

16. Are there people waiting to get me one day?
From The Inside, Linkin Park
(Police, I feel like I'm out to get myself!)

17. What will this year be all about?
Block Party, Will Smith
(Come to the Block Party and lets PARTAY!)

18. If I reach the top of Mount Everest I would scream:
Figure.09, Linkin Park
(Ummmm.... at least its better than shouting "I LIKE PEANUTS!")

19. The next time I stand in front of a group of people, I would say:
Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head), Will Smith
(Look! Man In Black's are comin', nodding heads! Aliens beware!)

20. My message to the world:
Thinkin About Forever, P.O.D
(At least I'm not a Beauty Queen and says "World Peace!")

21. My deepest secret:
Don't Stay, Linkin Park
(Go, run free, you're all too good for me. I'm just a looser)

22. My inner-most desire:
In Pieces, Linkin Park
(My dreams have been shattered)

23. My oldest memory makes me think:
Celestial, P.O.D
(How my mind is like a vast space, all empty, only tiny specs of stars and planets which are my memories)

24. Somwhere in my wedding vows, I'll include:
Leave Out All The Rest, Linkin Park
(I'll leave out all the other memories of other Chio Bu and think of you only)

25. When I wake up in the morning, I'll mutter:
Boom, P.O.D
(This day will end with a bang!)

26. Right now, my feelings are:
How Da Beat Goes, Will Smith
(Ummm.... tempo? Rythm? I forgot!)

27. The day I fall in love will be the day that:
Masterpiece Conspiracy, P.O.D
(I'll create a masterpiece of a plan and everything will fall into place nicely as planned. So it should already have happened, shouldn't it?)

28. My farewell message to the readers of this:
Alive, P.O.D
(Everyday is a new day, be thankful for every breath you take)

Joke: Vulgar Parrot

Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse; those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude. Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things, words and playing soft music... anything she could think of. Nothing worked.She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace. For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm and said,

"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again."

Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued,

"May I ask what the chicken did?"

Joke: Breaking The News

Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over. One of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died of a heart attack.

All his friends didn't know how to break the news to his wife. Finally Johnny said,

'I can be diplomatic about it and break the news gently!'

Johnny rang the bell at Tim's house, and when his wife answered the door, he calmly said to her,

'Tim just gambled with us and lost 1,000 dollars!'

When Tim's wife heard this she said,

'Tell him to just drop dead!'

Johnny answered,

'That's exactly what he did!'

Joke: I Know The Answer, Sir

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb shit, it's Tony Blair!"

Joke: A Father's Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."